Queen Of The Bar Stool Rodeo

LYRICS

Verse
Well, I’m nursing a beer at the Flying Bull Inn, watching tonight’s Grand Entry begin
Three cowboys are strutting up to the end of the bar
Cause the bartender’s cuter’n a newborn calf, she’s fast on the pour & she’s quick with a laugh
And they all want to get lucky but they won’t get far 
She’ll keep ‘em drinking and dreaming, let the go-round start

Chorus
She’s the queen of the bar stool rodeo
Yeah, she’s the main event; she’s the highlight show
Some think they’re going to win her love but they don’t know
She’s with me, she’s my queen of the bar stool rodeo
 
Verse
The youngest of them boys is a first-time roper, but she don’t drop the barrier, so he can’t go 
The second one’s a bull-dogger, she tells him steer clear 
The old boy leans back to show off his buckle, you can hear the other hands snicker and chuckle
Everybody’s having fun so they go-round with more beers 
And they keep drinking and dreaming cause no one covers here

Chorus
She’s the queen of the bar stool rodeo
Yeah, she’s the main event, she’s the highlight show
Some think they’re going to win her love but they don’t know
She’s with me, she’s my queen of the bar stool rodeo
 
Bridge
These boys are biting the dust so they better cowboy up 
At least they make her laugh but its time they learn the facts
She’s my queen and she’s my wife and we’re gonna have our own little rodeo tonight

Verse
Now, the last call sounds and she closes the gate; time to ride on boys before it’s too late
She puts a hat on the youngest one’s head and a peck on his cheek 
She thanks ‘em all very kindly, says, “See ya next week!” 

Chorus
She’s the queen of the bar stool rodeo
Yeah, she’s the main event, she’s the highlight show
Some think they’re going to win her love but they don’t know
She’s with me, it’s plain to see she’s the queen of the bar stool rodeo
Yeah, she’s the main event, she’s the highlight show
Some think they’re going to win her love but they don’t know 
She’s with me, she’s my queen of the bar stool rodeo
My queen of the bar stool rodeo … she’s my loving queen