LYRICS
Chorus
Heigh Ho, don’t you know we’re all Irish in the end
And if you think that it ain’t so, then drink some more, my friend
Verse
This guy from Tokyo said there’s no Irish from Japan
Just like you, we’re an island, but that’s where the sameness ends
He told me bout the Samurai, their blood line so pristine
There’s Irish in you all, I said, the tea you drink is green
Chorus
Heigh Ho, don’t you know we’re all Irish in the end
And if you think that it ain’t so, then drink some more, my friend
Verse
My Arizona in-laws say they have no Irish bent
But they’ve traced a direct descendancy to the 16th president
And Lincoln never claimed to be from Ireland or its spawn
But with a beard like he was wearing, he must have been a leprechaun
Chorus
Heigh Ho, don’t you know we’re all Irish in the end
And if you think that it ain’t so, then drink some more, my friend
Verse
A man in line for the lottery stopped me and made his case
He’s got no Irish blood, he said, his DNA was traced
Back to deepest Africa, his people lived on twigs
Just then he scratched and won the pool and did an Irish jig
Chorus
Heigh Ho, don’t you know we’re all Irish in the end
And if you think that it ain’t so, then drink some more, my friend
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